If you have chromosomes XY and are of age, you would be getting these erections. If you do not, well, you can kiss Father's Day goodbye in the near future. I still remember my Professor of Physiology telling us about a stamp test where you wrap the stamp around the head of the penis and check if the stamp tears in the morning when you wake up. If it tears, it shows that you had an erection. I have yet to test out this theory because I don't fancy putting a stamp there. But just like any hot blooded, lusty young healthy men, I get my share of those and let me tell you when these events can be particularly embarassing.
They can be embarassing when,
1. You are roused from sleep by your pretty and hot housemate whom you have a crush on. All you remember seeing was her cheeky smile and you wished you never woke up.
2. You are roused from sleep by your 5 year old younger sister who then proceeds to ask you "Kor Kor, what is that pole sticking out from under your blanket? Your toy ar?"
3. You are standing in the balcony sipping your coffee and your glorious manhood is pointing up at a direction where your elderly neighbours can see them.
So, to prevent these embarassing events, there are some ways of killing the erections until none are left standing.
1. If you have a sledgehammer, hit your penis with it. If you do not have one, try ramming into the wall, head first. Either way, try to make the erection die off, literally.
2. Always sleep on your stomach therefore preventing your little sister from seeing the pole from beneath the blanket.
3. Do not walk around the house early in the morning with only your boxers or towel on if you have anything that falls under your category of pretty in the radius of 200m.
4. Always wank before you go to bed so that you would not have anymore energy left for morning erections.
5. Pray that you get a wild wet dream the night before. Same reason as no.4
There was this saying I heard of before which goes "God created men with 2 heads but only enough blood to fill one at a time." Well, at least you know which one got inspired today =)
They can be embarassing when,
1. You are roused from sleep by your pretty and hot housemate whom you have a crush on. All you remember seeing was her cheeky smile and you wished you never woke up.
2. You are roused from sleep by your 5 year old younger sister who then proceeds to ask you "Kor Kor, what is that pole sticking out from under your blanket? Your toy ar?"
3. You are standing in the balcony sipping your coffee and your glorious manhood is pointing up at a direction where your elderly neighbours can see them.
So, to prevent these embarassing events, there are some ways of killing the erections until none are left standing.
1. If you have a sledgehammer, hit your penis with it. If you do not have one, try ramming into the wall, head first. Either way, try to make the erection die off, literally.
2. Always sleep on your stomach therefore preventing your little sister from seeing the pole from beneath the blanket.
3. Do not walk around the house early in the morning with only your boxers or towel on if you have anything that falls under your category of pretty in the radius of 200m.
4. Always wank before you go to bed so that you would not have anymore energy left for morning erections.
5. Pray that you get a wild wet dream the night before. Same reason as no.4
There was this saying I heard of before which goes "God created men with 2 heads but only enough blood to fill one at a time." Well, at least you know which one got inspired today =)
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11 comments:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do try the stamp thingy, I am curious to know!!! Wakakaka
Is this post suppose to prove your manhood & that you are normal??? You should also reveal your size, length thickness (dimension). wakakaka ****censored****
How come today the other brain filled up with the blood? Last night...........
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAA... funny post!
princess : you certified hamsap la! Even if I made up the story also you would believe right :P Ask your brother to do it la
And somethings are best left unsaid. Kakakaka
sama head with princess.. do the stamp thingy and cerita to us la. Share share ma.. xDDD
annna : I don't have stamps with me now :P
wei..y ur this post is like so so...erm..hum sup-ed geh...hahah...later i go high u cham ah...lol
I got a lot of stamps with me :) Wakakakakaka..... My brother married liao lor... Still need to try meh? Hmmm... maybe that's why dun have kids yet.... Wakakakakaka
mich : you high then you ma continue wet yourself lor. But then again, you always wet :P
princess : then you give your brother try la. maybe he needs it more :P
eh i am not alwayz wet k...u arh...don make me high la with ur post..tsk tsk..since u say i am still small so..shouldnt post all this stuff since u know got lil gal reading ur blog..wakakka
mich : you still small but you are wet all the time already wor =) Ngek ngek ngek :P
LOL..man this is funny. Very cool of you to come out and talk about morning erections.
By the way...guys usually only listen to the head below.
mischique : I listen to both heads. Democratic. LOL
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